Little Known Fact #154

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/30/2014 at 14:35 • Filed to: little known facts

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In order to buy a LaFerrari, you had to let Luca di Montezemolo sleep with your wife.

Jagvar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 14:37

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...or husband.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jagvar 04/30/2014 at 14:38

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Only if he was in drag.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 14:39

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What if I am single.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 04/30/2014 at 14:40

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Grab a wig and lipstick.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 14:41

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How do I hide my dick?

Brian, The Life of > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 14:41

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Manuél Ferrari > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 04/30/2014 at 14:41

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This is actually better because you can pay someone to pretend she is your wife.

For Sweden > Jagvar 04/30/2014 at 14:42

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Ferrari would never let a woman or gay man own a LaFerrari. It would ruin the image.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 04/30/2014 at 14:43

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I don't know, duct tape?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Manuél Ferrari 04/30/2014 at 14:43

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Do you do that alot?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 14:45

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What if he doesn't want anal?

Manuél Ferrari > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 04/30/2014 at 14:47

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Haha no. I don't have enough money to buy a Ferrari hypercar. But if I did I would do just about anything to get my hand on one, as long as my own body wasn't being whored out, lol

Jagvar > For Sweden 04/30/2014 at 14:48

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But Ferraris are flaming.

505Turbeaux > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 14:52

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you could also talk to this guy, if you inflated the deal made in the movie you might walk with a few bucks

Your boy, BJR > 505Turbeaux 04/30/2014 at 14:59

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Robert Redford can get me a LaFezza?

505Turbeaux > Your boy, BJR 04/30/2014 at 15:00

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if your wife looks like Demi Moore (or better)

Your boy, BJR > 505Turbeaux 04/30/2014 at 15:06

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Well I'm pretend-married to Deborah Ann Woll…..

But idk if I can let another man take my Testarossa for a spin.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 04/30/2014 at 15:09

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Oral

Bad Idea Hat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 15:26

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This is the crux of my issues with Ferrari, the ridiculous exclusivity. Maxyenko's post reads like an Onion article, in that you know it's a joke but for how long will it be just a joke ?

I have an amazing plan if I ever become very rich. I'll pull up to Ferrari headquarters, get an appointment with whoever's in charge, and request their latest exclusive hypercar. How many Ferraris do I own? But one, good sir. What do you mean, I can't have your latest hypercar? Very well, good day to you!

I'll then drive off in my 512S, having chosen not to mention my Ford re-engined 250 GTO to avoid and nasty entanglements.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 15:45

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What if he wants the V

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 04/30/2014 at 15:54

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Then no soup for you.